“Jesus Christ Almighty (they/them)”. Please do respect my pronouns

What would I say if asked “what are your pronouns?” (Which, for the uninitiated in Woke, is often demanded these days)

One or other of:

“Whatever you think my pronouns should be based on your seeing me and hearing me speak”

Or

“Ta, Ta, Ta". (this being 它他她 in Chinese, it, he, she, but no different in pronunciation. And that’s how I identify so please, respect my pronouns...)