…from the Democratic landslide.
Thoughts from The Bee:
- You don't have to worry about picking a career when you're in the gulags:You'll either be the guy who breaks rocks, or the guy who picks up the broken rocks
- Soup kitchens are so homey: Mmm, soup.
- All the models will be fat again so it will be easier to not lust: Thanks, Dems!
- The outcome will not affect how amazing the new White House Ballroom will be: Phew, that's a relief.
- Hiding Jews in your attic can be a fun way to make new friends: Lovely to meet you and your family, Yosef.
- At least 13 brand-new genders will be introduced in 2027: So exciting.
- Hijabs can really hide those extra pounds: Hooray!
- A newly humble President Trump will learn some hard lessons and change his ways: This makes it all worth it.
