"Unable to contain the outbreak of joy”...

 No, this is not satire from the Onion:

[The bar owner] said: "Having seen the videos I am shocked, disappointed and saddened.

"This simply is not acceptable and I understand why people are so upset by this."

He said it was clear they "misjudged" what was likely to happen and were "simply unable to contain the outbreak of joy at Scotland's success”.

From the BBC, with h/t to LS. A story of a pub crowd’s reaction to Scotland win in the Euro Football Cup.

Isn’t it sad that we’ve got to this point? Where happiness causes … shock, disappointment and sadness?! And no, it’s not about “saving grandma”. Grandma would rather you all had your fun.