WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago.
"Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there," Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. "Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!"
The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.(With thanks)
- The FBI’s Mar-a-Lago ‘Raid’: It’s about the Capitol Riot, Not the Mishandling of Classified Information Andrew McCarthy
- Welcome to the Third World, Matt Taibbi
RE the “Mishandling of the Classified Information” charge, I say this, as an ex government servant cleared to Top Secret level: officials and politicians take classified information home all the time. Standard practice. The Handling of Government Information Act the FBI are counting on is rarely enforced. The fine for “mishandling” is $3,000. That’s a misdemeanour, like jaywalking.
The New York Times confirms: If found guilty under the Act, Trump would NOT be barred from contesting 2024 Election. It’s a Constitutional issue.
ADDED: Just saw Alexander Vindman on CNN. Previously on Trump’s NSC team he testified against Trump in the Ukraine impeachment attempt. During that he said “Trump did not follow US foreign policy”, forgetting or not knowing that Foreign policy is made by the president. He’s now scared Republicans will try to punish him if they get back the House. Thus CNN manages to make Dems like Vimdman the victims after they unleashed the FBI on Trump. They’re the victims. Quite some chutzpah.